If your cat is kneading you, that''s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn''t a gift. It''s a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
My mom saw this book in chapters and was going to buy it for me, as we have crazy black cat at home that thinks he is a dog. She was laughing out loud in the store so I got myself a copy and downloaded it right away. I laughed so hard I was crying and ruined my makeup job. I totally recommend this book for anyone who has cats since they are the only ones who truly understand the terrifying reality that is living with cats. I find myself constantly wondering what my own cat is plotting at 3 am when he is staring at me while I sleep and I wake up to those glowing eyes inches from my own as he stands on the pressure points in my chest. This is just a light funny read, with funny animations and antics.
I gave this a four out of 5 star rating
You can purchase a copy of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman in any book store online or in store